Archive for November, 2010

McClain’s Coffee House in beautiful Fullerton, CA. has been around for some time and has turned into an art space as well. What to find at McClain’s? Funny people, sick humor, Food and a bathroom with a shower. The shower has been painted to resemble the moon and a wonderful waterfall into a lagoon in Kauai. The artist was my friend time. So when sitting on the throne you will feel like you are in the tropics. There is a gap between the bottom of door and the floor. Long ago Dave and I would insert fart bombs under the door for a wonderful surprise to the latest throne holder. One thing I need to mention is remember to lock the door. People seem to not lock the door at this establishment and get a surprise while on the throne or opening the door. Remember LOCK DOOR! Now the toilet itself I am not a fan. The water pressure is there but the toilet sits too high. I think it’s one of those old people tall toilets like at my grandparent’s house. The issue is I cannot have enough of that dumpage arch that I require for poop slippage. So bad toilet great ambiance.

The Olde Ship in Fullerton, CA. was amazing last night the food of choice was the Cottage Pie. The beverage was Guinness and a Jameson. This was a combination of gassy and poopy levels that I have not felt in a long time. After the meal and drinks something was a brewin. It was time to use the restroom. Seems there was a line due to the British trivia night. I was on the verge of collapsing. Finally! My turn was finally here. I sit on the thrown and let it loose. The seat was very comfy and was at the perfect height. The toilet paper was a nice 2 ply. I get up to flush and to see my work of art and noticed 2 buttons to push one was a circle with half being black and the other just a circle. Which one should I push? Turns out those are the new eco friendly toilets and the half blacked out circle was for a smaller dump. Wild. I would recommend this place to everyone. What a welcoming throne!

Today we went to 1739 N. Vermont today and watched some wonderful football.
Dave and I ate a 1739 burger which had some onions and washed the burger down with a few beers.

I tell you the place was packed and people going nuts.

I’m not big on the football so I was more interested in the bathroom experience.
The room was nice and I did not have a poo like I was wanting.
I took a pee and this was a weird experience. the urinal was really tall. I’m 6 foot 2 inches and was amazed ow high the pisser was. Well that’s my review.

Dave…………………

Hi Dave here,

This urinal was made for Andre the Giant and my balls were resting on the cold porcelain . The water was cold and deep.
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