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When sitting on the throne of glory I felt like I took a trip back into time. A simpler time in Ireland where the corn beef and cabbage looks as good coming out as it did going in. The luck of the Irish was upon me as I laid a turd the size of a leprechaun, but without the green. It actually came out looking more like Gary Coleman (R.I.P.) Muldoons bathroom was an overall wonderful experience. The only complaint we will add is there might be a little Gary on your hands due to operation complications with the faucet. Whachoo talkin about Willis?

Lou at the Louvre

With all of this art work around, it was time to create my own Picasso. The toilets were a bit messy, which I was upset with. Due to the amount of others creating their own masterpiece it made my poop a bit like a Monet. Excellent from a far but ugly up close. If I was you, I’d pinch it off and save your poop for museum D’Orsay.

The winery had hosted some fine art from the artist Wyland who stopped by a few times to sign bottles. After a few tastings it was time for a review. The bathrooms décor was straight out of Jack’s Bestro. The toilet looked normal. I only had to pee. Mr. Angeleno might not have approved of that.

McClain’s Coffee House in beautiful Fullerton, CA. has been around for some time and has turned into an art space as well. What to find at McClain’s? Funny people, sick humor, Food and a bathroom with a shower. The shower has been painted to resemble the moon and a wonderful waterfall into a lagoon in Kauai. The artist was my friend time. So when sitting on the throne you will feel like you are in the tropics. There is a gap between the bottom of door and the floor. Long ago Dave and I would insert fart bombs under the door for a wonderful surprise to the latest throne holder. One thing I need to mention is remember to lock the door. People seem to not lock the door at this establishment and get a surprise while on the throne or opening the door. Remember LOCK DOOR! Now the toilet itself I am not a fan. The water pressure is there but the toilet sits too high. I think it’s one of those old people tall toilets like at my grandparent’s house. The issue is I cannot have enough of that dumpage arch that I require for poop slippage. So bad toilet great ambiance.

The Olde Ship in Fullerton, CA. was amazing last night the food of choice was the Cottage Pie. The beverage was Guinness and a Jameson. This was a combination of gassy and poopy levels that I have not felt in a long time. After the meal and drinks something was a brewin. It was time to use the restroom. Seems there was a line due to the British trivia night. I was on the verge of collapsing. Finally! My turn was finally here. I sit on the thrown and let it loose. The seat was very comfy and was at the perfect height. The toilet paper was a nice 2 ply. I get up to flush and to see my work of art and noticed 2 buttons to push one was a circle with half being black and the other just a circle. Which one should I push? Turns out those are the new eco friendly toilets and the half blacked out circle was for a smaller dump. Wild. I would recommend this place to everyone. What a welcoming throne!

Today we went to 1739 N. Vermont today and watched some wonderful football.
Dave and I ate a 1739 burger which had some onions and washed the burger down with a few beers.

I tell you the place was packed and people going nuts.

I’m not big on the football so I was more interested in the bathroom experience.
The room was nice and I did not have a poo like I was wanting.
I took a pee and this was a weird experience. the urinal was really tall. I’m 6 foot 2 inches and was amazed ow high the pisser was. Well that’s my review.

Dave…………………

Hi Dave here,

This urinal was made for Andre the Giant and my balls were resting on the cold porcelain . The water was cold and deep.
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